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6. After six hours of feeling anxious about it, I am happy to report that I have finished the task that took four minutes to complete.
5. I'm gonna put this somewhere safe" is an ancient incantation that opens a portal to a random point in another timeline through which all safely kept things travel never to be seen again.
4. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. ~ Francis Bacon
3. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” —Dave Barry
Self help guides always say that finishing what you start makes life better. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
2. “Life is hard. After all, it
kills you.” —Katharine Hepburn
1. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edward Bergen
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